HammedHammedBy ilbvBill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed.Guests were going about their business as usual.Bill sighed with relief. It seemed that since he had taken the job as new Museum security guard, all Bill wanted to do was eat. He was an 8ft anthro bull and ate seven times a day before the job. Now in every spare minute, he ate something.Since he was closely related to the Minotaur species, he had dreams and desires to eat people.Now, he was walking among them and they came in droves to admire the displays of the museum. Bill would have gobbled up dozens of people if he had been a real Minotaur, or even just really hungry, but he knew that he would be killed if he ever tried such an act.Bill ate a fridge full of food and a large section of the park lawn everyday before work just to get him through until his lunch break.
Maw of CainDragon’s Maw – and RP with ilbv and cainhiryu*rumbles at**gulp* y-yes?*he smirks* hey therehi big guy, what do I owe the honor of your presenceIn the area, little snack. *he says and flops down*Tired? Or resting because you feel like it?I hear it's intimidating to stand before humans.wh-where did you hear that?From humans!W-well...It can be*he snickers some and beckons you over with a claw* and what are you up to, hmm?*approaches slowly, biting my lower lip nervously* I..I'm just readingOh? Learned human. *he rumbles some, tail coiling out and wrapping around you like a serpent!*intakes my breath sharply as I’m snatched up, and the coils squeeze my chest so tight I can’t take a breath in.**wriggles helplessly**The dragon chuckles and loosens his grip lightly before he lifts you grin the earth, bringing you up to his snout* Whoops.*hears your nose sucking in air and huffing it out*Tasty little thing. Don't you think it's better
Cola Fake Outby Aura_Firelight and ilbvAura: heyilbvilbv: hiAura: how ya doing Snack?ilbvilbv: *gulp* wh-what?Aura: hmmm?Aura: answer meilbvilbv: I..I'm okay..Aura: good boyAura: *pats his lap* sitilbvilbv: I..I..Aura: sit!ilbvilbv: *bites lip and makes way over, trembling slightly*Aura: *waits and waggles his tail a little*ilbvilbv: *sits in your large lap*Aura: *giggles and hugs you tightly*Aura: cuteAura: How..tall are you exactly?ilbvilbv: 6ftilbvilbv: *gulp*Aura: taller than me o.oAura: hmmmAura: what to do about that..ilbvilbv: a-are you going to shrink me?Aura: o.oAura: *blinks*Aura: that's not a bad idea!Aura: *his tail wraps around your waist to hold you in placeAura: question is...howilbvilbv: *wriggles in fright*Aura: hmmmmilbvilbv: w-what is it?Aura: *looks into your eyes*ilbvilbv: *is trapped in your coilsilbvilbv: h-hey, m-maybe you could let me go
and I'll..go get you a pizza
deal?Aura: you don't make deals Snack >:3ilbvilbv: *gulp*ilbvi
JettThe apples rolled all over the freshly mopped floor and a select few crunched and spewed their guts for all the world to see. That last fact was pretty much true, because the whole thing had been caught on surveillance tape, and some employee with a sadistic sense of humor would make that Youtube's next viral hit within moments. Not to mention the two teens that had whipped out their camera phones and were streaming the collapse live. From the innocent and accidental knock of the mop handle into the bottom of the pile, to the avalanche and the red faced employee who had just screwed up. The teens jeered at the employee and zoomed in on his name tag: ilbv"Now the whole world can know what a screw-up you are!" they taunted, as the employee dropped the mop handle and tried desperately to pick up rolling apples. He was shaking and muttering under his breath, clearly flustered.The PA rang out, "ilbv, please report to the head office". The teens stifled laughs