HammedHammedBy ilbvBill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed.Guests were going about their business as usual.Bill sighed with relief. It seemed that since he had taken the job as new Museum security guard, all Bill wanted to do was eat. He was an 8ft anthro bull and ate seven times a day before the job. Now in every spare minute, he ate something.Since he was closely related to the Minotaur species, he had dreams and desires to eat people.Now, he was walking among them and they came in droves to admire the displays of the museum. Bill would have gobbled up dozens of people if he had been a real Minotaur, or even just really hungry, but he knew that he would be killed if he ever tried such an act.Bill ate a fridge full of food and a large section of the park lawn everyday before work just to get him through until his lunch break.
Cola Fake Outby Aura_Firelight and ilbvAura: heyilbvilbv: hiAura: how ya doing Snack?ilbvilbv: *gulp* wh-what?Aura: hmmm?Aura: answer meilbvilbv: I..I'm okay..Aura: good boyAura: *pats his lap* sitilbvilbv: I..I..Aura: sit!ilbvilbv: *bites lip and makes way over, trembling slightly*Aura: *waits and waggles his tail a little*ilbvilbv: *sits in your large lap*Aura: *giggles and hugs you tightly*Aura: cuteAura: How..tall are you exactly?ilbvilbv: 6ftilbvilbv: *gulp*Aura: taller than me o.oAura: hmmmAura: what to do about that..ilbvilbv: a-are you going to shrink me?Aura: o.oAura: *blinks*Aura: that's not a bad idea!Aura: *his tail wraps around your waist to hold you in placeAura: question is...howilbvilbv: *wriggles in fright*Aura: hmmmmilbvilbv: w-what is it?Aura: *looks into your eyes*ilbvilbv: *is trapped in your coilsilbvilbv: h-hey, m-maybe you could let me go
and I'll..go get you a pizza
deal?Aura: you don't make deals Snack >:3ilbvilbv: *gulp*ilbvi
JettThe apples rolled all over the freshly mopped floor and a select few crunched and spewed their guts for all the world to see. That last fact was pretty much true, because the whole thing had been caught on surveillance tape, and some employee with a sadistic sense of humor would make that Youtube's next viral hit within moments. Not to mention the two teens that had whipped out their camera phones and were streaming the collapse live. From the innocent and accidental knock of the mop handle into the bottom of the pile, to the avalanche and the red faced employee who had just screwed up. The teens jeered at the employee and zoomed in on his name tag: ilbv"Now the whole world can know what a screw-up you are!" they taunted, as the employee dropped the mop handle and tried desperately to pick up rolling apples. He was shaking and muttering under his breath, clearly flustered.The PA rang out, "ilbv, please report to the head office". The teens stifled laughs
FrostbiteFrostbiteby ilbv and Flayer325The wind was bitter cold and the sky was black as night, because it was indeed night. Like an enormous inkwell spilled over the sky and only the minute pricks of light that were the stars sparkled down on the slumbering North.The Ice and snow of the Artic was so vast and deserted, not even polar bears and penguins roamed the surface of the top of the world. A lone igloo was situated on the snowy turf and wind whipped dusty snow around its egg-like exterior. A small light was penetrating through the thick ice and snow blocks that made up this shelter, for within the dome was ilbv, wrapped in seal skin blankets and furs. He was wearing an outfit, common with the attire of an Eskimo. In fact his Eskimo guide had left with the dogsled to go and gather more provisions from the base. The only problem was that it had been fifteen hours since ilbv had seen his guide or the dogs. He was alone, and although warm, he had no food.What he didn't know was that his g
Trick or Eat*DING DONG!*The doorbell chimed for the first time on Halloween night. ilbv had been busy all day getting ready. "Oh, kids are finally here." ilbv loved kids, and he was always eager to see what imaginative costumes awaited him.He grabbed the bowl he had set out full of candy and walked to the door. Opening it he was greeted by the joyous words "trick or treat!" ilbv saw three small kids holding out candy bags that were nearly bulging full already. The kids were adorable and all were in scary costumes. ilbv jumped back in mock fear and uttered a yell to delight the children. Suddenly ilbv's Minotaur bodyguard Garth came racing down the hall. His heavy hooves thumped along the floor. "I'll save you!" he yelled.As ilbv turned to look at him, Garth had opened his mouth wide and brought it down over ilbv. Garth lifted his head and swallowed ilbv with two quick gulps. ilbv slipped off Garth's tongue and found himself inside the stomach within seconds. Garth licked his lips and burped, pa